"Evil, life-affirming music that is best listened to inside a railway arch soundproofed, for some reason, with only aluminium sheeting. Takes their earlier template and adds space and depth, in the way that THX makes your head explode." Ben Perkins

"Unintentional dirt and noise elevated many good records to become great. CUNTROACHES intentionally create such chaos, reminding me of the unprofessional cacophony of radical musik. Maybe some file them as experimental, but the music is so overwhelming it does not differ from the dumbest, most naive and fun hardcore. Future music, but the future is primitive." Viktor Vargyai

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m2HJxtUB5s

///UPCOMING SHOWS 2025 


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Quietus: Cuntroaches top 10...    

                ...of the year  !  ?????????
" ungodly, Cronenberg-esque fusion of early Beherit, Teenage Jesus & The Jerks and thumping overdriven Berlin techno "   

https://thequietus.com/tq-charts/columns-of-the-year/best-heavy-metal-albums-2024-columnus-metallicus/

thank  you kind Kez 🙂 


HELOOW we're in the Wire🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏

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    CUNTROACHES + GUTTERSNIPE     

😓  U  K  T  O  U  R    2 0 2 4      😰


04.04.2024 - NOTTINGHAM @ Old Bus Depot w/ Hannah Bannanah 

05.04.2024 - LONDON @ Moor Beer Vaults w/ Ekstasis + Rubber 

06.04.2024 - BRISTOL @ Monochrome Festival w/ Distraxi, Gnaw Their Tongues, Ovo, Vacuous, Aluk Tolodo + more 

07.04.2024 - BANGOR @ Awen33 w/ 

Lolfa Binc

08.04.2024 - LEEDS @ Wharf Chambers w/ Solderer

09.04.2024 - MANCHESTER @ Low Four Studio 

10.04.2024 - SHEFFIELD @ Hatch w/ Leashed + Stray Bullet 


12.04.2024 - EDINBURGH @ Legends w/ Stable 

13.04.2024 - GLASGOW @ Audiolounge w/ Kleft + Death Bed 

14.04.2024 - NEWCASTLE @ Lubber Fiend w/ Kiik Amor

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https://refugeworldwide.com/

Might be up on https://refugeworldwide.com/ one day!

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///UPCOMING SHOWS 2024 

🚧 ...coming soon... 🚧🏗️






///you missed it loser



europe tour with Guttersnipe


28.10.2024 - Prague @ Underdogs


27.10.2024 - Ostrava @ Hospital Brut rehearsing room


26.10.2024 - Trnava @ Kubik


25.10.2024 - Budapest @ Kripta


24.10.2024 - Graz @ Juz Explosiv


23.10.2024 - Padova @ Circolo Nadir


22.10.2024 - Milan @ CIQ


21.10.2024 - Grenoble @ Chapelle-en-Vercors


20.10.2024 - Geneva @ L'écurie


19.10.2024 - Lyon @ Grrrnd Zero


18.10.2024 - Basel @ Wurm


17.10.2024 - Zürich @ Post


15.10.2024 - Berlin @ Villa Kuriosum (w/ Hyper Gal + Birthday Band)


04.08.2024 - SUPERNORMAL FESTIVAL

02.08.2024 - BERLIN @ Abstand (w/ Sihir + URIN)

25.07.2024 - BERLIN @ Hinterraum (w/ Lame + Fervor Mortal)

U K TOUR with GUTTERSNIPE

14.04.2024 - NEWCASTLE @ Lubber Fiend w/ Kiik Amor

13.04.2024 - GLASGOW @ Audiolounge w/ Kleft + Death Bed 

12.04.2024 - EDINBURGH @ Legends w/ Stable 

10.04.2024 - SHEFFIELD @ Hatch w/ Leashed + Stray Bullet 

09.04.2024 - MANCHESTER @ Low Four Studio 

08.04.2024 - LEEDS @ Wharf Chambers w/ Solderer

07.04.2024 - BANGOR @ Awen33 w/ Lolfa Binc

06.04.2024 - BRISTOL @ Monochrome Festival w/ Distraxi, Gnaw Their Tongues, Ovo, Vacuous, Aluk Tolodo + more 

05.04.2024 - LONDON @ Moor Beer Vaults w/ Ekstasis + Rubber 

04.04.2024 - NOTTINGHAM @ Old Bus Depot w/ Hannah Bannanah 



15.03.2024 - BERLIN @ Hinterraum (w/ Special Branch, Urin, Desintegracion Violenta + more) 


19.02.2024 - BERLIN @ RxAxUxCxHxhaus🦠⚖️


20.01.2024 - Berlin @ Kastannienkeller (w/ Industry + more)


12.11.2023 - BERLIN @ Soli für Palästina, Autobahn (w/ Krayat, SIHIR + V)

30.10.2023 - ERFURT @ Castle Hackebeil (w/ Morbyda + Kryptkeeper)

27.10.2023 - BERLIN @ KvU (w/ SIHIR, Morbyda, Kryptkeeper)

23.09.2023 - BERLIN @ KvU, Success Fatigue Fest (w/ GIBFUM, MoE featuring Getöseföhn, BNSU, Vomitatrix)


24.03.2023 - BERLIN @ Kastanienkeller (w/ Batteriii + more)

14.03.2023 - PARIS @ Sonic Protest Festival (w/ Sister Iodine, Leila Bordreuil, Rump Steak)

08.03.2023 - BERLIN @ Berghain Säule (FC GRRRLS UNITED)

25.11.2022 - BERLIN @ Trixxstr, Multiversal 10 Year Anniversary (w/ Zad Kokar + more)

31.10.2022 - BERLIN @ Koma F, Night of Terror (w/ Wax Legs + SIHIR)

30.10.2022 - LEIPZIG @ Glaserei (w/ Wax Legs + more)

29.10.2022 - DRESDEN @ ?? (w/ Wax Legs + more)

28.10.2022 - PRAHA @ Underdogs, Halloween Creep Show (w/ Vont + Wax Legs)

20.08.2022 - DÜDINGEN @ Bad Bonn, Klau!s Punk Festival  (w/ SIHIR, Taqbir, Oi Boys + more)

19.08.2022 - LYON @ Grrrnd Zero (w/ SIHIR + Sheik Anorak)

18.08.2022 - STRASBOURG @ Le Diamant D’or (w/ SIHIR)

13.08.2022 - BERLIN @ Kirche von Unten, Rohpuls II (w/ Brak, Desintegración Violenta, Urin, Hure + more)

29.06.2022 - LÄRZ @ Fusion Festival 2022 (Datscha Stage)

04.06.2022 - BERLIN @ SO36 Kiez Shows (w/ Special Interest)

03.06.2022 - HALLE @ Galle (w/ Torch + Hello Pity + more)

02.06.2022 - PRAHA @ Tower Park Minigolf (w/ Skeleton Glove + more)

01.06.2022 - LEIPZIG @ Recycling Museum (w/ Bananach + more)

28.01.2021 - BERLIN @ CTM FESTIVAL

09.11.2019 - BERLIN @Villa Kuriosum (w/ Grid + more)

15.11.2019 - FRANKFURT (AM) @ TBA (w/ EA80)

16.11.2019 - KARLSRUHE @ TBA (w/ EA80)

28.09.2019 - BERLIN @ NO KIDDIN' (Finale Sportsbar)

19.09.2019 - BERLIN @ Raumerweiterungshalle (w/ Forced Into Femininity + Big Debbie + Sunk Heaven)

07.09.2019 - GÖTEBORG @ TTHC Fest

06.09.2019 - MALMÖ @ Enskiftet

04.09.2019 - BREMEN @ Punkcafe

03.09.2019 - HAMBURG @ Schute

01.09.2019 - LEIPZIG @ Manfred

31.08.2019 - NUKSTOCK (Metal Open Air)

30.08.2019 - LINZ @ KAPU

29.08.2019 - VIENNA @ Venster99

28.08.2019 - PRAHA @ Bike_Jesus (/w Eke Buba + Death Row Gruppies)


27.07.2019 - WEIMAR @ Assis Inn (w/ Stinkhole + *surprise*)

26.07.2019 - HALLE @ Galle (w/ Stinkhole, Bischissn)

26.07.2019 - HALLE @ Galle (w/ Stinkhole, Bischissn)

25.07.2019 - LEIPZIG @ Le East (w/ The Wound, Frisk, Stinkhole)

24.07.2019 - BERLIN @ An Der Autobahn (w/ The Wound, Frisk, Stinkhole)



23.02.2019 - BERLIN @ Kastannienkeller (w/ Disguise + Geld)

22.10.2018 - BERLIN @ West Germany (w/ GUTTERSNIPE)

21.10.2018 - HALLE @ Breite (w/ GUTTERSNIPE)

20.10.2018 - NÜRNBERG @ Wagenplatz (w/ GUTTERSNIPE + GALL)

19.10.2018 -  ZÜRICH @ Koch A Real  (w/ GUTTERSNIPE  + GALL)

18.10.2018 - LASUSANNE @ Lausanne Underground Film & Music Festival (w/ GUTTERSNIPE )

17.10.2018 - HEILBRONN @ Emma 23 (w/ Idiota Civilizato)

13.07.2018 - BERLIN @Urban Spree (w/ Deaf Kids) 7" RELEASE!

06.07.2018 - POHODA FESTIVAL [SK]

13.06.2018 - BERLIN @ Villa K (w/ Metzger + Masses + more)

09.06.2018 - BERLIN @ Torstrasse Festival


26.05.2018 - BERLIN @ WOLF CITY FEST

30.04.2018 - BERLIN @ Köpi (Noc Walpurgii w/ Kohti Tuhoa + Hag + more)

22.04.2018 - ERFURT @ VETO

20.04.2018 - BASEL @ OFF Bar 21.04.2018 - LEIPZIG @ Zoro

19.04.2018 - ZÜRICH @ Koch A Real

18.04.2018 - MILANO @ Boccaccio

17.04.2018 - KREUZLINGEN @ TBA

16.04.2018 - FREIBURG @ KTS

15.04.2018 - GRENOBLE @ La BAF

14.04.2018 - GENEVE @ L'ecurie (w/ Tzitzimime + SM Noise)

13.04.2018 - LYON @ Grrnd Zero (w/ Satan)

12.04.2018 - PARIS @ La Comedia

11.04.2018 - BRIGHTON @ The Pipiline (w/ Scrap Brain + Bodily Fluids)

10.04.2018 - CARDIFF @ Undertone (w/ Mentira + Scrap Brain)

09.04.2018 - LEEDS @ Warf Chambers (w/ Guttersnipe + Hex + Infernal Body)

08.04.2018 - GLASGOW @ NICE N SLEAZY (w/ Guttersnipe + more)

07.04.2018 - SHEFFIELD (w/ The Estranged + TV Crime)

06.04.2018 - LIVERPOOL @ Drop The DumBulls (w/ ATATAT) 

05.04.2018 - LONDON @ New River Studios (w/ ZEK + more) 

04.04.2018 - AMIENS @ Nuke

27.03.2018 - BERLIN @ Bei Ruth (w/ URCHIN) *CANCELLED*

18.03.2018 - DRESDEN @ Dgtl fmnsm festival 2018 ⤥ intimacy (w/ URIN)

17.03.2018 - PRAHA @ Klinika (w/ URIN)

16.03.2018 - LEIPZIG @ Spelunke (/w MISS TETANOS + URIN)


10.02.2018 - BERLIN @ West Germany -

 Soli for Lughole (w/ Lötfett + more)

01.02.2018 - BERLIN @ Berlin Community Radio 15.00

27.01.2018 - BERLIN @ CTM FESTIVAL (Club OST w/ NAKED + NAH)

26.08.2017 - WARSAW @ Pogłos (w/ PUFF + Sierść + Rock)

25.08.2017 - DRESDEN @ Falscher Hase//Heartbreak (w/ PUFF)

19.08.2017 - BERLIN @ Urban Spree (w/ Oozing Wound)

20.07 - BERLIN @ UDK

15.06.2017 - MALMÖ @ Enskitet (w/ Lubricant)

14.06.2017 - GÖTEBORG @ Vhg7 (w/ Löss + Lubricant)

13.06.2017 - OSLO @ Blitz (w/ Löss + Lubricant + Helvetets Port)

12.06.2017 - UPPSALA @ Garaget (w/ Löss + Lubricant)

10.06.2017 - STOCKHOLM @ Punx44

07.06.2017 - BERLIN @ Koma F (w/ Ohyda)

13.05.2017 - BERLIN @ TBA (w/ PUFF)

12.05.2017 - COTTBUS @ TBA (w/ PUFF)

11.05.2017 - LODZ @ Koniec Końców (w/ PUFF)

10.05.2017 - WARZAW @ Chmury (w/ PUFF + Sierść + Rock)

09.05.2017 - KRAKAU @ Szpitalna 1 (w/ PUFF)

08.05.2017 - BRNO @ Sklenena Louka (w/ PUFF)

07.05.2017 - BRATISLAVA @ Koncerty na garážach (w/ PUFF +++)

06.05.2017 - BUDAPEST @ Gólya (w/ PUFF + Norms)

04.05.2017 - VELEJNE @ klub eMCe plac (w/ PUFF)

03.05.2017 - ZAGREB @ Močvara (w/ PUFF)

02.05.2017 - PRAG @ Klinika (w/ PUFF)

21.04.2017 - NOTHING NICE TO SAY FESTIVAL @ Koma F (w/ The Lowest Form)

19.04.2017 - JENA @ KassaBlanka (w/ Lötfett + B'Schissn)

18.04.2017 - ANTWERPEN @ Antwerp Music City (/w Sonic Avenue)

17.04.2017 - BRUSSELS @ Barlok (w/ Trrma + Silence)

15.04.2017 - AMSTERDAM @ Occii -  SOTU Festival

14.04.2017 - LIEGE @ Kreaction

13.04.2017 - UTRECHT @ Bikewars

12.04.2017 - BREMEN @ Punkcafé (w/ Atompisse)

10.12.2016 - BERLIN @ West Germany PISSDONATOR (w/ Idiota Civilizzato + Mommy Boys)

10.12.2016 - BERLIN @ Rauchhaus (w/ Horacio Pollard + BNSU + Dr. Nexus + more)

22.10.2016 - NÜRNBERG @ MV40 Festival

19.10.2016 - BERLIN @ K-19 (w/ Columbo + Gopnik)

14.10.2016 - KARLSRUHE @ 10 JAHRE K-GRUPPE

17.09.2016 - DRESDEN @ Earth Gallery (w/ V.E.X. + Warriors of Terminator 2)

02.09.2016 - BERLIN @ Køpi - Hardcore Attack Berlin (w/ Piss + Pig Control + Government Annihilation Unit + more)

12.08.2016 - MALLORCA @ VERÍ A LA SANG: Festival Punk De Mallorca (w/ Orden Mundial, Piss, Leonor SS, Desenterradas + more)

25.07.2016 - BERLIN @ ACUD (w/ Snob + Nachthexen + Idiota Civilizzato)

24.07.2016 - FLUFF FEST @ Psych Tent

22.07.2016 - PRAHA @ TBA (w/ BATALJ + SPEED!! NOISE HELL!!)

25.06.2016 - DRESDEN @ Böse und Gemein Festival

13.06.2016 - BERLIN @ Rote Insel (w/ Härda Ut) 

24.06.2016 - BERLIN @ Bei Ruth (w/ Cocaine Piss)

02.06.2016 - HALLE @ TBA

03.06.2016 - BERLIN @ Koma F (w/ Gau + Hyäne)

01.06.2016 - KORTRIJK @ The Pit’s (w/ Viper Pit)

31.05.2016 - GENT @ Kinkystar

29.05.2016 - LONDON @ DIY-Space London - BENT FEST

27.05.2016 - NOTTINGHAM @ SOAN (w/ Droves + Lugubrious Children + Fetus Christ)

26.05.2016 - GLASGOW @ 13th Note (w/ Leecher + Kaspar Hauser + Rapid Tan)

25.05.2016 - LEEDS @ Chunk (w/ Commiserations + No Form + Virgin Dad)

24.05.2016 - LEICESTER @ The Shed (w/ Droves + Lugubrious Children + Nothing Clean + Life Is Cheap)

23.05.2016 - LILLE @ CCL

22.05.2016 - PARIS @ La Comédia Michelet (w/ Tchernobyl + Henchman)

21.05.2016 - AMIENS @ Accueil Froid Nuke

20.05.2016 - METZ @ TBA

30.04.2016 - BASEL @ OFF (w/ Piss)

19.03.2016 BERLIN @ Bei Ruth (w/ BATALJ + V)

06.02.2016 BERLIN @ Kastanienkeller (w/ Dulac, Femme Krawall + Mommy Boys)

29.01.2016 BERLIN @ Trix$ter (w/ Ponys auf Pump + Canyon Spree)

12.12.2015 BERLIN @ Canteen 55 (w/ Plattenbau)

25.11.2015 BERLIN @ XB Liebig (w/ BATALJ + Golden Oriole)

24.11.2015 LEIPZIG @ Karl Helga (w/ BATALJ + The Gash)

23.11.2015 WEINMAR (w/ BATALJ)

22.11.2015 AMIENS @ Accueil Froid (w/ BATALJ, Baton + Mr. Marcaille)

01.11.2015 BERLIN @ Villa Kuriosum (w/ BATALJ, PISS + Transylvania)  

Words of wisdom

“CUNTROACHES are the most important and life-affirming band on the planet.” – Maximumrocknroll  


“Their sound is as utterly compelling, disturbing, eyebrow-raising and violent as their name suggests. This is chaos of the highest, most brutal order and is a vicious assault on the senses.” – CVLT Nation. 


"Cuntroaches - a name inexplicably unused throughout the history of bands, orchestras... any grouping of people really... As it is, the mantle’s (finally) been taken up by two women and a bloke making ferociously warped hardcore-flecked no wave. Mutating waves of feedback intoxicate and induce hangovers all at once and [their music] approach black metal levels of demonic witchery." - The Quietus 





EUROPE T O U R INCOMING

15.10 - Berlin @ Villa Kuriosum

17.10 - Zürich @ Post

18.10 - Basel @ Wurm

19.10 - Lyon @ Grrrnd Zero

20.10 - Geneva @ L'écurie

21.10 - Grenoble @ Chapelle-en-Vercors

22.10 - Milan @ CIQ

23.10 - Padova @ Circolo Nadir

24.10 - Graz @ Juz Explosiv

25.10 - Budapest @ Kripta

26.10 - Trnava @ Kubik

27.10 - *help*

28.10 - Prague @ Underdogs

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