"Evil, life-affirming music that is best listened to inside a railway arch soundproofed, for some reason, with only aluminium sheeting. Takes their earlier template and adds space and depth, in the way that THX makes your head explode." Ben Perkins
"Unintentional dirt and noise elevated many good records to become great. CUNTROACHES intentionally create such chaos, reminding me of the unprofessional cacophony of radical musik. Maybe some file them as experimental, but the music is so overwhelming it does not differ from the dumbest, most naive and fun hardcore. Future music, but the future is primitive." Viktor Vargyai
Quietus: Cuntroaches top 10...
...of the year ! ?????????
" ungodly, Cronenberg-esque fusion of early Beherit, Teenage Jesus & The Jerks and thumping overdriven Berlin techno "
thank you kind Kez 🙂
HELOOW we're in the Wire🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏
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CUNTROACHES + GUTTERSNIPE
😓 U K T O U R 2 0 2 4 😰
04.04.2024 - NOTTINGHAM @ Old Bus Depot w/ Hannah Bannanah
05.04.2024 - LONDON @ Moor Beer Vaults w/ Ekstasis + Rubber
06.04.2024 - BRISTOL @ Monochrome Festival w/ Distraxi, Gnaw Their Tongues, Ovo, Vacuous, Aluk Tolodo + more
07.04.2024 - BANGOR @ Awen33 w/
Lolfa Binc
08.04.2024 - LEEDS @ Wharf Chambers w/ Solderer
09.04.2024 - MANCHESTER @ Low Four Studio
10.04.2024 - SHEFFIELD @ Hatch w/ Leashed + Stray Bullet
12.04.2024 - EDINBURGH @ Legends w/ Stable
13.04.2024 - GLASGOW @ Audiolounge w/ Kleft + Death Bed
14.04.2024 - NEWCASTLE @ Lubber Fiend w/ Kiik Amor
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///UPCOMING SHOWS 2024
🚧 ...coming soon... 🚧🏗️
///you missed it loser
europe tour with Guttersnipe
28.10.2024 - Prague @ Underdogs
27.10.2024 - Ostrava @ Hospital Brut rehearsing room
26.10.2024 - Trnava @ Kubik
25.10.2024 - Budapest @ Kripta
24.10.2024 - Graz @ Juz Explosiv
23.10.2024 - Padova @ Circolo Nadir
22.10.2024 - Milan @ CIQ
21.10.2024 - Grenoble @ Chapelle-en-Vercors
20.10.2024 - Geneva @ L'écurie
19.10.2024 - Lyon @ Grrrnd Zero
18.10.2024 - Basel @ Wurm
17.10.2024 - Zürich @ Post
15.10.2024 - Berlin @ Villa Kuriosum (w/ Hyper Gal + Birthday Band)
04.08.2024 - SUPERNORMAL FESTIVAL
02.08.2024 - BERLIN @ Abstand (w/ Sihir + URIN)
25.07.2024 - BERLIN @ Hinterraum (w/ Lame + Fervor Mortal)
U K TOUR with GUTTERSNIPE
14.04.2024 - NEWCASTLE @ Lubber Fiend w/ Kiik Amor
13.04.2024 - GLASGOW @ Audiolounge w/ Kleft + Death Bed
12.04.2024 - EDINBURGH @ Legends w/ Stable
10.04.2024 - SHEFFIELD @ Hatch w/ Leashed + Stray Bullet
09.04.2024 - MANCHESTER @ Low Four Studio
08.04.2024 - LEEDS @ Wharf Chambers w/ Solderer
07.04.2024 - BANGOR @ Awen33 w/ Lolfa Binc
06.04.2024 - BRISTOL @ Monochrome Festival w/ Distraxi, Gnaw Their Tongues, Ovo, Vacuous, Aluk Tolodo + more
05.04.2024 - LONDON @ Moor Beer Vaults w/ Ekstasis + Rubber
04.04.2024 - NOTTINGHAM @ Old Bus Depot w/ Hannah Bannanah
15.03.2024 - BERLIN @ Hinterraum (w/ Special Branch, Urin, Desintegracion Violenta + more)
19.02.2024 - BERLIN @ RxAxUxCxHxhaus🦠⚖️
20.01.2024 - Berlin @ Kastannienkeller (w/ Industry + more)
12.11.2023 - BERLIN @ Soli für Palästina, Autobahn (w/ Krayat, SIHIR + V)
30.10.2023 - ERFURT @ Castle Hackebeil (w/ Morbyda + Kryptkeeper)
27.10.2023 - BERLIN @ KvU (w/ SIHIR, Morbyda, Kryptkeeper)
23.09.2023 - BERLIN @ KvU, Success Fatigue Fest (w/ GIBFUM, MoE featuring Getöseföhn, BNSU, Vomitatrix)
24.03.2023 - BERLIN @ Kastanienkeller (w/ Batteriii + more)
14.03.2023 - PARIS @ Sonic Protest Festival (w/ Sister Iodine, Leila Bordreuil, Rump Steak)
08.03.2023 - BERLIN @ Berghain Säule (FC GRRRLS UNITED)
25.11.2022 - BERLIN @ Trixxstr, Multiversal 10 Year Anniversary (w/ Zad Kokar + more)
31.10.2022 - BERLIN @ Koma F, Night of Terror (w/ Wax Legs + SIHIR)
30.10.2022 - LEIPZIG @ Glaserei (w/ Wax Legs + more)
29.10.2022 - DRESDEN @ ?? (w/ Wax Legs + more)
28.10.2022 - PRAHA @ Underdogs, Halloween Creep Show (w/ Vont + Wax Legs)
20.08.2022 - DÜDINGEN @ Bad Bonn, Klau!s Punk Festival (w/ SIHIR, Taqbir, Oi Boys + more)
19.08.2022 - LYON @ Grrrnd Zero (w/ SIHIR + Sheik Anorak)
18.08.2022 - STRASBOURG @ Le Diamant D’or (w/ SIHIR)
13.08.2022 - BERLIN @ Kirche von Unten, Rohpuls II (w/ Brak, Desintegración Violenta, Urin, Hure + more)
29.06.2022 - LÄRZ @ Fusion Festival 2022 (Datscha Stage)
04.06.2022 - BERLIN @ SO36 Kiez Shows (w/ Special Interest)
03.06.2022 - HALLE @ Galle (w/ Torch + Hello Pity + more)
02.06.2022 - PRAHA @ Tower Park Minigolf (w/ Skeleton Glove + more)
01.06.2022 - LEIPZIG @ Recycling Museum (w/ Bananach + more)
28.01.2021 - BERLIN @ CTM FESTIVAL
09.11.2019 - BERLIN @Villa Kuriosum (w/ Grid + more)
15.11.2019 - FRANKFURT (AM) @ TBA (w/ EA80)
16.11.2019 - KARLSRUHE @ TBA (w/ EA80)
28.09.2019 - BERLIN @ NO KIDDIN' (Finale Sportsbar)
19.09.2019 - BERLIN @ Raumerweiterungshalle (w/ Forced Into Femininity + Big Debbie + Sunk Heaven)
07.09.2019 - GÖTEBORG @ TTHC Fest
06.09.2019 - MALMÖ @ Enskiftet
04.09.2019 - BREMEN @ Punkcafe
03.09.2019 - HAMBURG @ Schute
01.09.2019 - LEIPZIG @ Manfred
31.08.2019 - NUKSTOCK (Metal Open Air)
30.08.2019 - LINZ @ KAPU
29.08.2019 - VIENNA @ Venster99
28.08.2019 - PRAHA @ Bike_Jesus (/w Eke Buba + Death Row Gruppies)
27.07.2019 - WEIMAR @ Assis Inn (w/ Stinkhole + *surprise*)
26.07.2019 - HALLE @ Galle (w/ Stinkhole, Bischissn)
26.07.2019 - HALLE @ Galle (w/ Stinkhole, Bischissn)
25.07.2019 - LEIPZIG @ Le East (w/ The Wound, Frisk, Stinkhole)
24.07.2019 - BERLIN @ An Der Autobahn (w/ The Wound, Frisk, Stinkhole)
23.02.2019 - BERLIN @ Kastannienkeller (w/ Disguise + Geld)
22.10.2018 - BERLIN @ West Germany (w/ GUTTERSNIPE)
21.10.2018 - HALLE @ Breite (w/ GUTTERSNIPE)
20.10.2018 - NÜRNBERG @ Wagenplatz (w/ GUTTERSNIPE + GALL)
19.10.2018 - ZÜRICH @ Koch A Real (w/ GUTTERSNIPE + GALL)
18.10.2018 - LASUSANNE @ Lausanne Underground Film & Music Festival (w/ GUTTERSNIPE )
17.10.2018 - HEILBRONN @ Emma 23 (w/ Idiota Civilizato)
13.07.2018 - BERLIN @Urban Spree (w/ Deaf Kids) 7" RELEASE!
06.07.2018 - POHODA FESTIVAL [SK]
13.06.2018 - BERLIN @ Villa K (w/ Metzger + Masses + more)
09.06.2018 - BERLIN @ Torstrasse Festival
26.05.2018 - BERLIN @ WOLF CITY FEST
30.04.2018 - BERLIN @ Köpi (Noc Walpurgii w/ Kohti Tuhoa + Hag + more)
22.04.2018 - ERFURT @ VETO
20.04.2018 - BASEL @ OFF Bar 21.04.2018 - LEIPZIG @ Zoro
19.04.2018 - ZÜRICH @ Koch A Real
18.04.2018 - MILANO @ Boccaccio
17.04.2018 - KREUZLINGEN @ TBA
16.04.2018 - FREIBURG @ KTS
15.04.2018 - GRENOBLE @ La BAF
14.04.2018 - GENEVE @ L'ecurie (w/ Tzitzimime + SM Noise)
13.04.2018 - LYON @ Grrnd Zero (w/ Satan)
12.04.2018 - PARIS @ La Comedia
11.04.2018 - BRIGHTON @ The Pipiline (w/ Scrap Brain + Bodily Fluids)
10.04.2018 - CARDIFF @ Undertone (w/ Mentira + Scrap Brain)
09.04.2018 - LEEDS @ Warf Chambers (w/ Guttersnipe + Hex + Infernal Body)
08.04.2018 - GLASGOW @ NICE N SLEAZY (w/ Guttersnipe + more)
07.04.2018 - SHEFFIELD (w/ The Estranged + TV Crime)
06.04.2018 - LIVERPOOL @ Drop The DumBulls (w/ ATATAT)
05.04.2018 - LONDON @ New River Studios (w/ ZEK + more)
04.04.2018 - AMIENS @ Nuke
27.03.2018 - BERLIN @ Bei Ruth (w/ URCHIN) *CANCELLED*
18.03.2018 - DRESDEN @ Dgtl fmnsm festival 2018 ⤥ intimacy (w/ URIN)
17.03.2018 - PRAHA @ Klinika (w/ URIN)
16.03.2018 - LEIPZIG @ Spelunke (/w MISS TETANOS + URIN)
10.02.2018 - BERLIN @ West Germany -
Soli for Lughole (w/ Lötfett + more)
01.02.2018 - BERLIN @ Berlin Community Radio 15.00
27.01.2018 - BERLIN @ CTM FESTIVAL (Club OST w/ NAKED + NAH)
26.08.2017 - WARSAW @ Pogłos (w/ PUFF + Sierść + Rock)
25.08.2017 - DRESDEN @ Falscher Hase//Heartbreak (w/ PUFF)
19.08.2017 - BERLIN @ Urban Spree (w/ Oozing Wound)
20.07 - BERLIN @ UDK
15.06.2017 - MALMÖ @ Enskitet (w/ Lubricant)
14.06.2017 - GÖTEBORG @ Vhg7 (w/ Löss + Lubricant)
13.06.2017 - OSLO @ Blitz (w/ Löss + Lubricant + Helvetets Port)
12.06.2017 - UPPSALA @ Garaget (w/ Löss + Lubricant)
10.06.2017 - STOCKHOLM @ Punx44
07.06.2017 - BERLIN @ Koma F (w/ Ohyda)
13.05.2017 - BERLIN @ TBA (w/ PUFF)
12.05.2017 - COTTBUS @ TBA (w/ PUFF)
11.05.2017 - LODZ @ Koniec Końców (w/ PUFF)
10.05.2017 - WARZAW @ Chmury (w/ PUFF + Sierść + Rock)
09.05.2017 - KRAKAU @ Szpitalna 1 (w/ PUFF)
08.05.2017 - BRNO @ Sklenena Louka (w/ PUFF)
07.05.2017 - BRATISLAVA @ Koncerty na garážach (w/ PUFF +++)
06.05.2017 - BUDAPEST @ Gólya (w/ PUFF + Norms)
04.05.2017 - VELEJNE @ klub eMCe plac (w/ PUFF)
03.05.2017 - ZAGREB @ Močvara (w/ PUFF)
02.05.2017 - PRAG @ Klinika (w/ PUFF)
21.04.2017 - NOTHING NICE TO SAY FESTIVAL @ Koma F (w/ The Lowest Form)
19.04.2017 - JENA @ KassaBlanka (w/ Lötfett + B'Schissn)
18.04.2017 - ANTWERPEN @ Antwerp Music City (/w Sonic Avenue)
17.04.2017 - BRUSSELS @ Barlok (w/ Trrma + Silence)
15.04.2017 - AMSTERDAM @ Occii - SOTU Festival
14.04.2017 - LIEGE @ Kreaction
13.04.2017 - UTRECHT @ Bikewars
12.04.2017 - BREMEN @ Punkcafé (w/ Atompisse)
10.12.2016 - BERLIN @ West Germany PISSDONATOR (w/ Idiota Civilizzato + Mommy Boys)
10.12.2016 - BERLIN @ Rauchhaus (w/ Horacio Pollard + BNSU + Dr. Nexus + more)
22.10.2016 - NÜRNBERG @ MV40 Festival
19.10.2016 - BERLIN @ K-19 (w/ Columbo + Gopnik)
14.10.2016 - KARLSRUHE @ 10 JAHRE K-GRUPPE
17.09.2016 - DRESDEN @ Earth Gallery (w/ V.E.X. + Warriors of Terminator 2)
02.09.2016 - BERLIN @ Køpi - Hardcore Attack Berlin (w/ Piss + Pig Control + Government Annihilation Unit + more)
12.08.2016 - MALLORCA @ VERÍ A LA SANG: Festival Punk De Mallorca (w/ Orden Mundial, Piss, Leonor SS, Desenterradas + more)
25.07.2016 - BERLIN @ ACUD (w/ Snob + Nachthexen + Idiota Civilizzato)
24.07.2016 - FLUFF FEST @ Psych Tent
22.07.2016 - PRAHA @ TBA (w/ BATALJ + SPEED!! NOISE HELL!!)
25.06.2016 - DRESDEN @ Böse und Gemein Festival
13.06.2016 - BERLIN @ Rote Insel (w/ Härda Ut)
24.06.2016 - BERLIN @ Bei Ruth (w/ Cocaine Piss)
02.06.2016 - HALLE @ TBA
03.06.2016 - BERLIN @ Koma F (w/ Gau + Hyäne)
01.06.2016 - KORTRIJK @ The Pit’s (w/ Viper Pit)
31.05.2016 - GENT @ Kinkystar
29.05.2016 - LONDON @ DIY-Space London - BENT FEST
27.05.2016 - NOTTINGHAM @ SOAN (w/ Droves + Lugubrious Children + Fetus Christ)
26.05.2016 - GLASGOW @ 13th Note (w/ Leecher + Kaspar Hauser + Rapid Tan)
25.05.2016 - LEEDS @ Chunk (w/ Commiserations + No Form + Virgin Dad)
24.05.2016 - LEICESTER @ The Shed (w/ Droves + Lugubrious Children + Nothing Clean + Life Is Cheap)
23.05.2016 - LILLE @ CCL
22.05.2016 - PARIS @ La Comédia Michelet (w/ Tchernobyl + Henchman)
21.05.2016 - AMIENS @ Accueil Froid Nuke
20.05.2016 - METZ @ TBA
30.04.2016 - BASEL @ OFF (w/ Piss)
19.03.2016 BERLIN @ Bei Ruth (w/ BATALJ + V)
06.02.2016 BERLIN @ Kastanienkeller (w/ Dulac, Femme Krawall + Mommy Boys)
29.01.2016 BERLIN @ Trix$ter (w/ Ponys auf Pump + Canyon Spree)
12.12.2015 BERLIN @ Canteen 55 (w/ Plattenbau)
25.11.2015 BERLIN @ XB Liebig (w/ BATALJ + Golden Oriole)
24.11.2015 LEIPZIG @ Karl Helga (w/ BATALJ + The Gash)
23.11.2015 WEINMAR (w/ BATALJ)
22.11.2015 AMIENS @ Accueil Froid (w/ BATALJ, Baton + Mr. Marcaille)
01.11.2015 BERLIN @ Villa Kuriosum (w/ BATALJ, PISS + Transylvania)
Words of wisdom
“CUNTROACHES are the most important and life-affirming band on the planet.” – Maximumrocknroll
“Their sound is as utterly compelling, disturbing, eyebrow-raising and violent as their name suggests. This is chaos of the highest, most brutal order and is a vicious assault on the senses.” – CVLT Nation.
"Cuntroaches - a name inexplicably unused throughout the history of bands, orchestras... any grouping of people really... As it is, the mantle’s (finally) been taken up by two women and a bloke making ferociously warped hardcore-flecked no wave. Mutating waves of feedback intoxicate and induce hangovers all at once and [their music] approach black metal levels of demonic witchery." - The Quietus
EUROPE T O U R INCOMING
15.10 - Berlin @ Villa Kuriosum
17.10 - Zürich @ Post
18.10 - Basel @ Wurm
19.10 - Lyon @ Grrrnd Zero
20.10 - Geneva @ L'écurie
21.10 - Grenoble @ Chapelle-en-Vercors
22.10 - Milan @ CIQ
23.10 - Padova @ Circolo Nadir
24.10 - Graz @ Juz Explosiv
25.10 - Budapest @ Kripta
26.10 - Trnava @ Kubik
27.10 - *help*
28.10 - Prague @ Underdogs
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